Apple Zapple is more than just a rollercoaster, it is a masterpiece and an achievement of human creation. We should be glad to have the ability to ride this beautiful work of art. I believe that we all should thank the amazing people who created this phenominal attraction. Apple Zapple is infinitley times better than Twisted Timbers, Project 305, and every other coaster in the world. Is Twisted Timber themed to apples? Maybe, but it is nothing near as phenominal as Apple Zapple. Hanover Hill Orchard has nothing on Appley Von Zapplington's apples. Apple Zapple has amazing airtime and laterals, and this ride simply trancends human knowledge. As you walk past the iconic Apple Zapple sign, you are surrounded by the appley zappleness. You walk up a very cool ramp, into the station, and step into your zapplemobile. As you slowly pass through the first turn, you are pulled up tthe beautiful green apple lift hill. You turn, and fly out of your seat as you dive down the first drop. You rise back up, as you go through a variety of turns giving strong lateral forces. No other wild mouse coaster comes close in the quality of these turns. You eventually go down a unique turn drop thing, and ride back up. Going around another turn, another drop, and a few more turns, you reach the end of Apple Zapple, and have experienced the best two minutes of your life.